I was told to report to you for my armor?
Excellent! Head into prayer room one, there's a set waiting specifically for you. Go try it on and I'll help you understand how it works.
Okay, it's on. I have some concerns though.
The belt of Truth is tight.
It may sometimes be uncomfortable but there is no room for falsehood in the Truth of Jesus.
The breastplate of Righteousness looks unfamiliar, I don’t think it's mine. I'm certain it won't fit me.